Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Who is Tanya Markova?

BY PAUL JOHN CAÑA














First off the person doesn’t exist. The name is an anagram for the Ilocano words for “dead” (natay) and “neighbor” (karovam or karubam). How the band calls themselves is only the beginning of the world of whimsy and weirdness attached to one of the most original groups to rise out of the woodwork in years.

The old adage, “the more the merrier” doesn’t ring truer than in the case of Tanya Markova. Eight individuals make up the band: Harlon Agsaoay and Angelo del Pilar are the pillars and main cohorts. Vocalists and co-songwriters, they are known by their aliases Norma Love and Iwa Motors. The rest of the band have also been christened with head-scratching nom de guerres pulled from pop culture influences: keyboardist Jasper Borbajo is Heart Abunda, drummer Edu Broce is Rufa Mae Milby, guitarist EJ Guevarra is Jennylyn Sucaldito, second guitarist Florante Sabas is Rez Curtis, bassist Francis Chavez is Skrovak Iskopanjo and Philip Alejandro aka Mowmow is, well, lets just say his official function in the group is “back-up singer and entertainer.”

Even if you’ve never heard of the group, you must have some idea of their work. Their introduction into the mainstream came via that hard-to-escape ditty, Picture Picture. A quick scan of the rest of the song titles in their all-original, all-Filipino debut album under major label MCA Music (Universal Music Philippines) reveals a group with quite a twisted, almost demented sense of humor. There’s Mag-Exorcise Tayo, Hoy Bampira Ako (Takot Ka Na?), Linda Blair, Nay Sama Ko (Monster Mommy) and PA Roadie Fernandez. Already there is some idea of how the band approaches songwriting, and their place in the local musical landscape.

It would be too easy to dismiss the band as yet another novelty act that would disappear just as quickly as they have barged into the scene with their wild getups and even wilder genre of music, but strangely, their appeal transcends the momentary and the superficial. The fact that Picture Picture manages to cut across class and genre—having been played in almost all Top 40 radio stations catering to everyone from the A to E markets—suggests that the band has crossover potential, something that not a lot of music acts these days can claim to have.

Even the band’s style and getup is out of the ordinary. Live shows are a mixture of the bizarre and the hysterical. The crazy costumes go with the hilarious song topics, but underneath, there are moments of lucidity and hints of an ulterior message. It may be too presumptuous to suggest the album is a commentary on just how ludicrous local Philippine media and entertainment have become. It’s either that or the fellas are just simply having the time of their lives. Either way the fun’s just starting for the boys of Tanya Markova, and all of us listeners are here just lapping it all up.

For more on Tanya Markova, visit their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/markovatanya.

Monday, July 5, 2010

mga TAUHAN sa FX


SAMPUNG PASAHERO
- si kawawa (katabi ng driver, sa harap naka upo)
- si asar (katabi ni kawawa, malapit sa pinto)
- si tamad (nasa likod ni driver,unang pasahero na sumakay sa gitna)
- si mabait (pangalawang pasahero na sumakay sa gitna)
- si petiks (pangatlong pasahero na sumakay sa gitna)
- si iritable (huling pasahero na sumakay sa gitna)
- si sugapa (pasahero sa likod, nasa likod ni tamad)
- si swapang (pasahero sa likod, nasa likod ni iritable)
- si epal (pasahero sa likod na katabi ni sugapa)
- si papansin (pasahero sa likod na katabi ni swapang)
kanilang madalas na ginagawa.

SI KAWAWA
- si kawawa ang katabi ni driver, kawawa sya dahil lageng natatamaan ni driver ang kanyang tuhod sa tuwing kumakambyo ito, lalo syang kawawa kung naka shorts lang sya at type pa sya ni driver, laging kakambyo si driver nito para lang maka tsansing sa kanya, kawawa din siya kasi limited lang ang kanyang space, at pag may mga side comments pa si driver eh sya ang kinakausap at no chice sya kung hindi sumang ayon kay driver.
TIP: kung ikaw si kawawa, wag kalimutang mag dala ng mp3, ipod, ipad, cellphone, walkman. basta may isasalpak lang kayo sa tenga nyo at patay malisya na lang kayo

SI ASAR
- si asar ay nasa tabi ng pinto sa harap, palaging asar ito kasi  pilit nyang isisiksik si kawawa para maka kuha ng comportableng lugar, asar din siya sa tuwing bababa si kawawa dahil nakakaasar nga naman kung masarap na ang pwesto mo at bigla ka nalang lalabas ng fx para lang paraanin si kawawa at asar sya kasi sya na ang susunod na kawawa dahil papalitan nya ito sa pwesto.
TIP: kung ikaw si asar, wag kalimutan magdala ng payong dahil kung sakaling paparaanin nyo si kawawa eh mababasa kayo kung wala kayong payong at kung maari, tanungin nyo muna si kawawa kung saan sya baba para kung sakali man mauna sya bababa eh sa ibang pwesto na kayo umupo.

SI TAMAD
- si tamad ang unang sumakay sa gitna, tamad sya kasi makikita mo lang syang madalas naka sandal sa pintuan sa kaliwa ng fx, tamad sya at hindi nag aabot ng bayad, makikikta mo pa na sya ang may pinaka kumportableng upuan sa apat sa kanila sa gitna, at sa kanta pa naka tapat ang aircon. mapapansin ninyo na kadalasan matataba ang pumupwesto sa pwesto ni tamad at si tamad din ay laging may earphone sa tenga. at higit sa lahat tamad sya kasi makikiusap pa yan kay driver kung pwede bumaba sa pintuan sa tabi nya.
TIP: kung ikaw si tamad ikaw ay maswerteng nilalang, sumakay kay tamad pag alam mong malayo ang biyahe nyo at ikaw ang huling bababa sa fx.

SI MABAIT
- si mabait ang katabi ni tamad, at si mabait ang madalas na nag aabot ng bayad. saludo ako dito kay mabait dahil wala syang reklamo, siya ang hero lage ng mga nakaupo sa likod. at natawag din syang mabait dahil kahit solo ni tamad ang aircon eh ok lang sa kanya, matatahimik na lang sya kung bigla itapat ni tamad ang aircon sa sarili nya. walang magagawa si mabait since naunang sumakay si mabait. at sya din ang madalas na hindi nakasandal dahil sa kaliwa nya si tamad na nakasandal at si petiks na nakasandal din.
TIP: kung ikaw si mabait, malas mo. mabait na kung sa mabait pero hindi ko pinangarap umupo sa pwesto na ito.

SI PETIKS
- si petiks ang pangatlong sumakay sa gitna, kagaya ni tamad petiks lang sya lage at nakasandal sa upuan. nag aabot ng bayad paminsan minsan pero labag pa sa kanyang kalooban. sa kanya naman nakatapat ang isang aircon. walang kahirap hirap sa buhay. in short petiks.
TIP: kung ikaw si petiks mahiya ka naman. minsan naman eh ikaw na ang mag abot ng bayad, alam mo namang hindi naka sandal si mabait at si iritable eh.

SI IRITABLE
- si iritable ang huling sumakay sa gitna ng FX. Iritable sya kasi palaging maliit ang natitirang espasyo sa kanya, hirap pa sya magsara ng pinto kasi nga konti na lang ang kanyang space. iritable din sya kasi hindi na sya natatamaan ng aircon eh hindi pa sya makasandal since si petiks ay makapal ang mukha. iritable ulit sya kasi sa tuwing may papara eh sya  ang kelangan magparaya. pwera na lang kung si tamad. pero masaya si iritable kung sakaling papara ang isa ng mga tauhan sa gitna kasi magiging sya na si petiks.
TIP: kung ikaw ay isang malusong na nilalang wag nang sumakay sa FX kung ikaw si iritable dahil mapapahiya ka lang at baka hindi masara ang pinto sa kahit na anung pilit mo, wag din kalimutan ang payong para kung sakaling umulan ikaw ay eveready.

SI SUGAPA AT SI SWAPANG
- si sugapa ay nakasakay sa likod, na nasa likod ni tamad habang si swapang naman ay nasa likod ni iritable, sila ang mga may ari ng aircon sa likod. pag sakay mo sa likod at anjan na si sugap at swapang asahan mo ng nakatutok sa kanila ang aircon at since sila ang nauna sumakay sa likod kumportable ang kanilang upo, pwera na lang kung may gulong sa likod, buti nga!
TIP: kung ikaw si sugapa at swapang matuto naman kayong makiramdam kung naiinitan si epal at papansin. pasahero din sila. nagbabayad. pero mag ingat din kayo sa kanila lalo na pag nagtetext kayo

SI EPAL AT PAPANSIN
- si epal at papansin ang mga huling sumakay sa likod ng FX, naturingan silang epal at papansin since kahit alam nilang naka tutok na ang aircon kay sugapa o kay swapang eh makikiusap pa sila sa kanila kung pwede itapat naman sa kanila, buti nga kung magpapaalam pa, may iba na basta nalang itututok nila ang aircon sa kanila. epal at papansin din sila kasi kung sakaling nagtetext si sugapa o swapang eh makikita mong ang mga mata nila ay nasa cellphone at nagbabasa kung ano ang iyong ginagawa.
TIP: kung ikaw si epal o si papansin, magpaalam naman ng maayos kay sugapa o swapang kung kayo ay naiinitan, at higit sa lahat wag babasahin kung may nagtext sa kanila. sige ka makakarma ka kung biglang bumaba ang katabi mo at ikaw naman ang nasa pwesto nila.

sino kayo sa kanila?

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Gig Circuit 101 General Assembly


Events Crib Inc. and
Mars Attack Prod.
present
GIG CIRCUIT 101
General Assembly
Bagaberde, Roxas (Boom na Boom Complex)
June 12, 2010 - Saturday
gates will open at 8pm

Featuring:
Spongecola
Kjwan
Up dharma Down
Razorback
Achipelago
Toi

P350 entrance fee with 1 free drink.
For ticket reservations please call 5021746 or 502 9624

as support for KaEskuwela we are asking if you have old books for donations please bring it on june 12. =)
thank you! :D

see you there! :D

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=543942084&ref=ts#!/event.php?eid=126186690738975&ref=ts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Showtime 052410 | Controversial comments from Vice Ganda & Tado



i'm vice ganda & tado's fan. masasabi ko lang eh mukhang nakalimutan yata ni vice na comedian din si tado. tado's statement shirts are just for fun, and not for insulting gays. siya lang ba ang may karapatang mang-insulto ng kapwa? mas matindi pa nga siyang mang-okray eh. we have the right to express our thoughts naman... di ba? sana wag siyang PIKON. 'ang pumatol sa 'tado mas 'tado!' *nakakabawas ng paghanga* hays :|

...sana di nya pinahiya yung tao, pwede naman nyang i-critisize in a nice way eh

Monday, May 24, 2010

Gig Circuit 101 (2nd Leg) 052210

2nd of 5 leg gig series. Arch1pelago's Gig#101.
Location: Capone's Bistro, A. Venue, Makati Ave., Makati City

Class of Capone's
(photo from Gig Circuit)

Gig ticket


Reklamo


with Jenny and Jhem


The Dorques


Yan Yuzon signing Jenny's 'Fill in the Blanks Archipelago Gig Shirt'


bought an Archipelago shirt from Yan Yuzon


at Gig Circuit wall, we're not centered haha


Capone's Bistro


Mayonnaise


with Mayonnaise's drummer


Archipelago


with Chad Rialp, bassist | Archipelago


with Wendell Garcia, drummer | Pupil/Archipelago


with Marc Abaya, vocals/guitars | Kjwan


with Ms. Katya Santos


with Ms. Mei Tayengco


with Pat Tirano, guitars | Archipelago/TOI


Kjwan


with Yan Yuzon, guitars | Pupil  / vocals/guitars | Archipelago


cheers! hehe


with Alex, PBB Teen Edition 2 housemate

Meeting Tanya Markova | SOUNDS FAMILIAR By Baby A. Gil (The Philippine Star)


People are asking nowadays, who is Tanya Markova? I know she is not Russian. Neither is she, he or it, or whatever, related to Alicia, who is the only Markova I know. But who, it turned out from something I read somewhere, was not really Russian and was actually named Alice Marks. She changed her name so as to sound Russian.

But from what I know now, I believe that the correct question is what is Tanya Markova, who is definitely not trying to sound Russian? I would say that Tanya Markova is what happens when friends get together to have some ghoulish fun. So now what connection does Tanya Markova have with ghouls and vampires and manananggals and other similar stuff?

Nothing if you are thinking in English. But try Ilokano and then jumble Tanya. You get natay which means dead. Then jumble Markova and you get karovam or karubam which means neighbor. So Tanya Markova stands for dead neighbor. Not a likely choice for a name of a band. But it works because people are now curious about Tanya Markova and when you factor in the ghouly stuff, there is a clear idea about what these guys’ music is all about.

The members of Tanya Markova play their Marilyn Manson roles to the hilt. They are: Frontmen Harlon Agsaoay, a.k.a. Norma Love, Zombie Crooner/Dead Madman, vocalist co-songwriter and tamborine shaker; and Angelo del Pilar a.k.a. Iwa Motors, Possessed Doll/Evil Toy Marching Band, vocalist, co-songwriter and bell ringer, who first got together in 2004.

There was no question from the start that they would be different from other bands around because they were dead set on writing songs with light pop melodies but with nonsensical lyrics about scary things. It took them two more years before they found other like-minded musicians to complete the group.

These are: Jasper Bordajo a.k.a. Heart Abunda, Black Phantom/ White Phantom, keyboardist; EJ Guevarra a.k.a. Jennylyn Sucaldito, Frakenstein’s Monster/ Demented Cannibal, guitarist; Edu Broce a.k.a. Ruffa Mae Milby, Manananggal/ 3/24 parts Bat and 1/16 Humanoid, drummer; Florante Sabas a.k.a. Rez Curtis, Killer Butcher/ Drunk Mental Patient, another guitarist; Francis “Kiks” Chavez a.k.a. Skrobak Iskopanjo, Demonic Dwarf/ Dark Elf, bassist; and Philip Alejandro a.k.a. Mowmow, a Werewolf pretending to be a vampire/ burlesque clown, back-up singer and all around entertainer.

Next armed with make-up and costumes better suited to Halloween then to a music gig, Tanya Markova began making the rounds of the local clubs and putting together its first album. They proved to be first time lucky. The band’s name, the way the members look and the bouncy first single Picture Picture all blended together to make Tanya Markova, the hottest newcomers in town.

I know that in the case of a hit tune like Picture Picture, fans would already be willing to part with their cash on the strenght of that one song. But there is more in store for them in Tanya Markova, which is also the title of the well-conceived CD. The boys keep to their theme of the dark but funny side of the supernatural. The songs are well-written, mostly irreverent and lots of fun from beginning to end. The whole package reminds me of the first Eraserheads album Electromagneticpop, but even the witty Ely Buendia and his cohorts never got this far.

Take a look at the titles of what Tanya Markova contains. MIM, you’ll never guess whom they are exhorting to “sindakin mo sha baby sindakin mo sha love” in this one; Disney, which says “gusto kong magpunta sa Disney magwi-wish ako kay genie para maka-jam si Mickey…”; and what about the mekaniko ni moniko ng makina ni monica in Picture Picture.

The haunting goes on with Mag-Exorcise Tayo; Linda Blair; PSst; Hoy! Bampira Ako (Takot Ka Na?); Bye Bye Mosquito; Sentimental Value; Jacuzzi; Reunion of Soul; Curfew; P.A. Roadie Fernandez; Monster Mommy;(a) Ninong; and in the reprise section, Disney Reprise; Psst Psst; and Riot Sa LRT. A Radio Inferno bookends the set.

I know this whole thing seems better suited to Halloween than to this sun-blasted summer. But who are we to complain. The charts need a jolt, the music stores need sales and Tanya Markova is now providing both. If these guys prove themselves to be truly talented and could come up with more hits in their second or third or hopefully, more albums, then I won’t care if they unleash all those undead creatures around us.


http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=577932&publicationSubCategoryId=70&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

NotSoFrod19 (This Is Hit) 051510

notsoClark's birthday eve gig. yeah notsoNhomz is a notsoNewbie, my first Not So Fast gig.
location: @ Freedom Bar, Anonas, QC 


*credits to Clark Atanacio (notsoClark) for the pics. thanks idol! Not So Fast sssteg!


notsoClark and notsoNhomz
 


notsoStamp
 


notsoListers


Not So Fast*


notsoClark and Pussy (his guitar)


Tanya Markova


bigay ni notsoClark :)

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